London man gets penis stuck in toaster, firefighters to the rescue

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For some reason, the human male seems to enjoy getting his sexual organ stuck in things. (I say that in the most clean way possible.) On many occasions, the objects the penis is stuck in makes you wonder if, in the future, man will have no problems taking a robot as a sex partner. What exactly am I talking about? I’m talking about the latest victim of manliness is a man in London who managed to get his penis stuck in a toaster, according to a report by the Mirror.

Luckily, he managed to call firefighters, who came on the scene quickly enough to remove his penis from the toaster before he accidentally hurts himself. We have to wonder, was this man attempting to toast his own penis but changed his mind later, or did he just wanted to see if his penis was small enough to fit. Either way, it was stupid and could have caused severe damage to the organ.

Sadly enough, the London fire brigade have to deal with humans getting themselves stuck in awkward places on a regular basis. Every time the fire brigade comes out to rescue an adult who got stuck in a toy car, adults trapped in handcuffs after reading Fifty Shades of Grey and penises stuck in strange places, it costs the London Fire Brigade £290 every time.

We hope folks begin to think before they get themselves in unusual situations, because it’s embarrassing for them and the Firefighters.

[via Mirror, image via Home Improvement Guide]

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  • Tom

    Now the toaster manufacturers will need to add another “caution” statement to their instruction sheet… akin to:
    CAUTION Never use this appliance while bathing or showering.

  • arbyaitch

    Well, that was just redickulous!

  • jayesstee

    [@etim]
    Obvious explanation.  Splendid!

  • etim

    Give the guy a break. His microwave was in the shop.

  • JonE

    A Toaster? I can’t even place that image in my mind; neither do I wish to. Some peoples kids . . . . . . .

  • small things amuse small minds

    perhaps he’s a closet masochist, on top of it all ….

  • Seamus McSeamus

    One wonders if he had the foresight to unplug the toaster first…

  • David Roper

    small hands