This guy’s iPhone tried to kill him… with fire [Image]

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An assassination attempt by an iPhone. Apparently, the iPhone caught on fire when the owner tried to remove the battery. (Which, by the way, is not officially supported by Apple — iPhones have non-removable batteries.)

Perfect reason to never purchase an Apple product, for it will eventually attempt to take your life. If you have an iPhone right now, destroy it. If you’re reading this on an iPhone or any Apple device, you’re probably already dead since the device would read this and realize you have caught on to its act. Good knowing you.

[via Reddit]

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3 comments

  1. New Moon

    Those batteries are directly soldered onto the ridiculously small logic boards. One small wrong move, you short/deform the battery and walla fire work. To die from an iphone fire is the last you want in your life! So be careful.

  2. etim

    This is simply an illustration of Apple’s proprietary AI (TM) (advanced idiotproofing) system .

    Level one (basic): makes their products very difficult for the average user to tamper with.

    Advanced: make sure the very determined idiots never reproduce.