Human baby made from fruits [Amazing Photo of the Day]

baby fruits

This right here is simply awesome. The question is though, how long can one look at it before having the gut feeling to eat it? Anyone want to eat a baby’s eyeball? Yum!

[via Amazing Pictures]

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  1. JMJ

    [@Vamien McKalin] First, since my recent release from hospital, I *have* been taking all my prescribed meds, including The Red Pill, and I have court documents to prove it.

    Second, there is nothing wrong with my bones, funny or otherwise, which was determined by qualified medical personnel before attaching that ankle monitor.

    Third, for you to say, “this is not a baby” or it is not “… an actual [sic] baby”, is so disrespectful of all those young watermelons, cantaloupes, strawberries and grapes whose lives were so cruelly cut short so that you and your kind could have a good laugh. Haha, heehee. Proud of yourself, now?

    Finally, your unrepentant boast that you would definitely eat this young innocent, just because it looks “tasty” and “sugary” , speaks volumes about your lack of concern for the next generation or even for your own blood-sugar levels.

    So, Young Man, it is very clear that it is YOU who should be “on something”… like sugar-coated Thorazine. :-p

  2. Vamien McKalin
    Author/Staff

    [@JMJ] Very oversensitive dude or dudette. First of all, this is not a baby, just fruit art depicting a baby. So if the artist should pick off the eyes and eat it in front of you, would you throw up in disgust? After all, it is fruit at the end of the day.

    The joke is not relating to an actual baby.

    I feel some of you guys are on something when these simple matters touch your sensitive bones. Or maybe you all need to be on something if you’re not already lol.

    I for one, would definitely eat this baby, I mean, look at all the tasty sugary fruits ;)

  3. JMJ

    [@Ashraf] Oh! You surprise me, Ashraf, by not seeing MY appreciating the “terrible” joke and actually adding to it. Still recovering from New Year’s celebrations, perhaps? ;-) And, I do eat veal.

    @n.n – Tongue-in-cheek, silly jokes about eating babies is much, MUCH different from finding humor in the tragedy of aborting/killing babies. There really is nothing funny about that.

  4. n.n

    They consume aborted babies in China. In America, they flush their remains down the toilet. Perhaps they are concerned about ingesting the poison used to terminate the human life. Either way, Americans don’t believe in recycling their waste. Just call the plumber when the waste blocks the pipes.

  5. JMJ

    Anyone who makes jokes about having a “Baby on a Biscuit” for a light lunch needs many, many years of intensive psychotherapy. For those of your readers, Vamien, who are sane & sensitive, your banter about eating infant eyeballs is just about as humorous as W.C Fields’ replying to a woman who accused him of not liking babies: “Madam, I quite like babies, usually in a light garlic sauce, with a nice white wine.” Now, the people who can laugh at that probably also eat veal.

    I suppose that anyone amused by that child-chomping chatter would also find these terribly tasteless riddles funny:
    QUESTION: How do you get 1,000 babies into a phone booth? ANSWER: A Cuisinart.
    QUESTION: How do you get them out again? ANSWER: A straw.

    I, for one, would never make such insensitive jokes. Well, not since I became a father, anyway.

    Cute photo, by the way.