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May 11, 2010
8:14 PM
yourpalal
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OldElmerFudd said:

Fan club? Are there refreshments at the meetings? A secret handshake? Are there cool vests for everyone to wear?

 

Uh, wait a minute…I’ve always said that I’d never join any club that would have ME as a member.

Oh well…

Wink


 

Well………………….ACTUALLY……………that was said by:

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”

 Groucho Marx (American Comedian, Actor and Singer, 1890-1977)

Wink

 

Life is just a phase you're going through…you'll get over it.
May 11, 2010
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That got me to thinking (a sometimes rare event),Wink, so I went to look up some other quotes by Groucho Marx:  

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.”

Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.”

  **** (I believe AlanR would especially like this one): “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”

“Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.”

I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it

I’m not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

Life is just a phase you're going through…you'll get over it.
May 11, 2010
8:41 PM
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yourpalal said:

That got me to thinking (a sometimes rare event),Wink, so I went to look up some other quotes by Groucho Marx:

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.”

Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.”

  **** (I believe AlanR would especially like this one): “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”

“Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.”

I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it

I’m not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”


Groucho Marx is so f***ing funny!  And not in a sick and twisted way!
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May 11, 2010
8:52 PM
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yourpalal said:

I’m not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are


 

Some of my Facebook friends may not be too happy now.

Oh, the site that was :(
May 11, 2010
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Locutus said:

yourpalal said:

I’m not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are


Some of my Facebook friends may not be too happy now.

Why?
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May 11, 2010
9:03 PM
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1100 posts… wow Smile

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May 11, 2010
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calebstein said:

1100 posts… wow Smile


 

Locutus: In another thread back in April, I predicted that you would be able to reach 1,000 posts by the end of May. Since you’ve done that, and then some, and we’re not even half way thru May yet, can you reach 2,000 by the end of May???

Keeping in mind that meaningless, waste of space, “I’m just posting to inflate my count” posts don’t count.

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May 11, 2010
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Wheezer said: ……Keeping in mind that meaningless, waste of space, “I’m just posting to inflate my count” posts don’t count.


 

Man, oh man…………………….

“it’s not good to fool around with mother nature”………………

……or, a………….BORG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life is just a phase you're going through…you'll get over it.
May 11, 2010
10:17 PM
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calebstein said:

Locutus said:

yourpalal said:

I’m not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are


Some of my Facebook friends may not be too happy now.
 

Why?
 

 

…because I posted it on facebook, and some of my friends might be vegitarian…

Oh, the site that was :(
May 12, 2010
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yourpalal said:

That got me to thinking (a sometimes rare event),Wink, so I went to look up some other quotes by Groucho Marx:  

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.”

Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.”

  **** (I believe AlanR would especially like this one): “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”

“Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.”

I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it

I’m not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”


 

Glad to have been of some small diversion. And yes, Groucho said it first, but I’ve said it so long, I forgot where it came from…

May 12, 2010
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OldElmerFudd said: …..I forgot where it came from…


 Hey OEF:

Ya………….I hear ya………………..sometimes………I……

…….. forget where I came from ………….Wink

 

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May 12, 2010
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@Al: ROFL. I haven’t even heard of that actor.

@OldElmerFudd: Long time no hear. Welcome back! Smile

May 16, 2010
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Adrian said:

@Al: ROFL. I haven’t even heard of that actor.

@OldElmerFudd: Long time no hear. Welcome back! Smile


 

@Adrian, what does ROFL stand for?  Please explain.  Thanks.

Inas

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@Inas: ROFL = Rolling on the Floor Laughing

ROFLMAO = Rolling on the Floor Laughing My A** Off

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