A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, “I want to open a damn checking account.”
The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”
“Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!”
“I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank.” The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to foul language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”
“There is no damn problem,” the man says. “I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank, okay?”
“I see,” says the manager, “and this bitch is giving you a hard time?”

Happy April Fool’s Day!

can you recomended a good freeware that “Allows users to easily go between “All Users” and current user’s start menu entries.”?

I haven’t tried Tidy Menu, but one thing about throwing programs into different categories is when you uninstall them they usually leave behind their Start Menu entries since they only look for them where they installed them. If you use the category method you should either only move stuff into the category once you’ve tried the program and know you’ll be keeping it, or move the program out of the category before uninstalling it.