Fail »

Another Windows 8 fail [Image]

Ashraf May 20, 2013 4
Another Windows 8 fail [Image]

The screen resolution on this Windows 8 machine is “too low” to run Music.

Read More »

France causes problems on Windows [Image]

Ashraf May 18, 2013 1
France causes problems on Windows [Image]

Error 5086: France

Read More »

Windows 8 fail [Image]

Ashraf May 6, 2013 4
Windows 8 fail [Image]

According to Windows 8, this machine’s My Computer (aka Computer) is “empty”.

Read More »

This is hilarious: ‘Internet Password Minder’ is a “secure” password storage notebook [Video]

Ashraf May 5, 2013 7
This is hilarious: ‘Internet Password Minder’ is a “secure” password storage notebook [Video]

Do you tend to forget your passwords? Then you need ‘Internet Password Minder’, the one notebook you can use to “safely store passwords” and worry no more about “security and identity theft”.

Read More »

Trying to find your phone by calling it… using your phone [Comic]

Ashraf May 4, 2013 4
Trying to find your phone by calling it… using your phone [Comic]

Come on, admit it — how many people have done this before?

Read More »

What a nice way to ruin a really expensive MacBook Pro [Image]

Ashraf May 2, 2013 3
What a nice way to ruin a really expensive MacBook Pro [Image]

Bling-bling and MacBooks don’t get along.

Read More »

Lady writes a real letter to a company asking to be unsubscribed from email newsletter [Image]

Ashraf April 29, 2013 14
Lady writes a real letter to a company asking to be unsubscribed from email newsletter [Image]

You can unsubscribe from most email newsletters from a link at the bottom of every email. Apparently this lady didn’t know that. So she wrote a physical letter and sent it via snail-mail asking a company to stop sending her emails.

Read More »

Windows 8 is an overachiever [Image]

Ashraf April 28, 2013 3
Windows 8 is an overachiever [Image]

Windows Update is “189% complete”.

Read More »

What an awesome deal: $0 magazine is being sold at a “discount” for $225! [Image]

Ashraf April 20, 2013 2
What an awesome deal: $0 magazine is being sold at a “discount” for $225! [Image]

Everyone should jump on this right now. Heck, at this price you should buy one for your dog, too.

Read More »

This is what happens when I try to draw something [Comic]

Ashraf April 18, 2013 1
This is what happens when I try to draw something [Comic]

…And I’m willing to bet this happens with most dotTechies, too.

Read More »

“Chrome has auto-updated with bettar spell chek” [Image]

Ashraf April 13, 2013 2
“Chrome has auto-updated with bettar spell chek” [Image]

Either this an intentional joke or an epic fail by Google.

Read More »

“What’s my username?” [Humor]

Ashraf April 13, 2013 2
“What’s my username?” [Humor]

Is it so hard for people to remember their own first and last name?

Read More »

Microsoft says recent Windows 7 security update is faulty, tells everyone to uninstall update (before it’s too late)

Ashraf April 13, 2013 23

fail_stamp

Every second Tuesday of every month Microsoft issues a bunch of patches for its products, including Windows. This is known as Patch Tuesday. For this this recent Patch Tuesday Microsoft issued a Windows Update for Windows 7, security update 2823324, that “addresses a moderate-level vulnerability that requires an attacker to [...]

Read More »

This is a hilarious targeted advertisement [Image]

Ashraf March 28, 2013 4
This is a hilarious targeted advertisement [Image]

Targeted ads are typically considered undesirable. But sometimes they can provide a good laugh.

Read More »

BlackBerry fail [Image]

Ashraf March 21, 2013 5
BlackBerry fail [Image]

Is this one of the new BlackBerry features?

Read More »

Is Microsoft serious? They just released an ad bashing Galaxy S III. You know, the outdated model. [Video]

Ashraf March 20, 2013 1

2013-03-20_212818

If you follow tech blogs, you may have read about Microsoft’s recent failed marketing attempts to promote its products such as Surface Pro and Outlook.com. Ready to add another dumb Microsoft advertisement to the list? Look no further than the following ad which compares Nokia Lumia 920 to… Samsung Galaxy [...]

Read More »

…And this is why hiring people who speak proper English is a good idea [Image]

Ashraf March 16, 2013 25
…And this is why hiring people who speak proper English is a good idea [Image]

MSI fails at English.

Read More »

If spelling is any indication of product quality, do not buy Sony [Image]

Ashraf March 7, 2013 2
If spelling is any indication of product quality, do not buy Sony [Image]

Anyone up for some “Buletooth”?

Read More »

Best in-flight movie ever? [Image]

Ashraf March 2, 2013 4
Best in-flight movie ever? [Image]

So apparently airlines use Linux to power their in-flight entertainment. And it doesn’t always work

Read More »

Google Chrome presents a deep, philosophical dilemma [Image]

Ashraf March 1, 2013 0
Google Chrome presents a deep, philosophical dilemma [Image]

Chrome wants to know if you prefer “.jpg” or “.jpg”

Read More »

Kaspersky tells user to “ignore” Trojan found on computer [Image]

Ashraf March 1, 2013 5
Kaspersky tells user to “ignore” Trojan found on computer [Image]

Normal anti-virus tell you to delete Trojans. Kaspersky? Not so much

Read More »

This poor kid is probably scarred for life after being hit with a basketball like this [Image]

Ashraf February 24, 2013 4
This poor kid is probably scarred for life after being hit with a basketball like this [Image]

Although I am the stereotypical geek now (who just happens to love playing cricket), in a previous life (aka when I was a child) I used to be very active playing a variety of sports. One of my favorite sports was basketball. Even though I was never very good at [...]

Read More »

“Hey guys watch my sweet trick!” — funny animated GIF of the day [Image]

Ashraf February 23, 2013 5
“Hey guys watch my sweet trick!” — funny animated GIF of the day [Image]

When it goes to physically potentially dangerous stuff, as I have admitted before, I am a bit of a panzy. For example, roller coasts scare the shit out of me. So it is safe to say I have not, and never will, skateboard (besides, I do not know how anyway). [...]

Read More »

“How to park a SUV” — today’s hilarious animated GIF [Image]

Ashraf February 21, 2013 7
“How to park a SUV” — today’s hilarious animated GIF [Image]

I may be wrong but I am guessing most dotTechies are above the age of eighteen and, as such, drive cars. Let’s have it: raise your hand if you are terrible at parking? I know I am, although I would like to think I am improving (at least that is [...]

Read More »

Another Windows fail thanks to poor Microsoft coding [Image]

Ashraf February 21, 2013 10
Another Windows fail thanks to poor Microsoft coding [Image]

Windows is the most widely used operating system in the world, and it has plenty (plenty) of issues. Some people argue these issues are because it is impossible for Microsoft to code for and accommodate all the different hardware out there; others say it is because Microsoft sucks at coding. [...]

Read More »

Someone accidentally deleted the Wikipedia page on Harlem shake [Image]

Ashraf February 21, 2013 5
Someone accidentally deleted the Wikipedia page on Harlem shake [Image]

Harlem shake is a dance from the 1980s from Harlem — with origins in Africa — that has recently gone viral on the web due to the countless parodies. When most people hear about something they don’t know about but want to learn, they google it. When you google a [...]

Read More »

Glaring typo on front page of USA TODAY shows the importance of proofreading [Image]

Ashraf February 19, 2013 5
Glaring typo on front page of USA TODAY shows the importance of proofreading [Image]

Even though I am a (part-time) blogger and I should know better, I rarely (if ever) proofread. I am just physically and mentally incapable of making myself proofread (sort of like how I am incapable of making myself review the answers to an exam, after I have finished it; very [...]

Read More »