Minus 100 points for refusing to mention cable cut after badass soldering.
Bears agree: anyone that snaps pictures with an iPad or other tablet is stupid.
You have to see this to understand what I mean.
"Those fish sure are acting funny every-time you try to dial up."
Mario fans will love this one.
We are thinking the root cause of the problem in this particular story is between the chair and the keyboard.
Oh wow, is that a gunshot wound? Think positively and you'll be fine. It's all in your head friend.
This isn't the first time someone thought Microsoft Office is actually Windows, and it won't be the last.
Nice try Gandalf, but no cigar.
My computer speaks to me, please stop it -- I can't take it anymore... gaaahhh.
What will you do to get an Xbox One, the ultimate NSA spy kit, in your living room?
Someone should get fired for virtually doing it on the job.
Maybe we could even get the NSA to come and make our beds and mow our yards as well.
Unfailr client seeking a get out of jail free card.
Note that in every movie, all the wise men have beards. Coincidence? I think not.