Person tells tech support that the Internet is not working... while chatting with said tech support over the Internet.
"Well, you said it was overheating, so I poured water on it to cool it down!"
Computer is typing numbers instead of letters, dumb tech support wants to blame a virus.
"The computer was a bit glitchy before it was thrown hard on the ground so I don't have a clear idea of what caused it to just switch off, my hunch is its a virus or battery failure."
Pro tip: simply inserting your antivirus disc inside the CD tray will protect you from viruses.
"When I got the CD in the mail, it broke in half. I scotch taped it back together... is there any reason that would cause it to not work???"
Spoiler: hard drive + red wine = red hard drive.
This idiot posts hate about his/her boss on Facebook. Boss sees it. S/he gets fired.
37-year-old Jarad S. Carr decided it would be cool to start printing some fake money with an inkjet printer. But Carr finds out that said inkjet printer is inadequate for printing fake money that would fool people over the age of...