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Need to run a search query? Don’t Google it – “Topeka” it.

Posted By Ashraf On April 1, 2010 @ 6:20 PM In Miscellaneous | 9 Comments

[1]Recall the super-duper-high-speed Internet [2] Google is planning on introducing. Well, to entice Google to put the Internet in their city, the city of Topeka, Kansas (temporarily) renamed their town Google, Kansas [3]. Today, Google [4]returns the favor.

In a blog post [5] by CEO Eric Schmidt, Google Topeka reveals their decision to rename Google to Topeka…

We didn’t reach this decision lightly; after all, we had a fair amount of brand equity tied up in our old name. But the more we surfed around (the former) Topeka’s municipal website, the more kinship we felt with this fine city at the edge of the Great Plains.

In fact, Topeka Google Mayor Bill Bunten expressed it best: “Don’t be fooled. Even Google recognizes that all roads lead to Kansas, not just yellow brick ones.”…

and sets the record straight to avoid future confusion:

  • Correspondence to both our corporate headquarters and offices around the world should now be addressed to Topeka Inc., but otherwise can be addressed normally.
  • Google employees once known as “Googlers” should now be referred to as either “Topekers” or “Topekans,” depending on the result of a board meeting that’s ongoing at this hour. Whatever the outcome, the conclusion is clear: we aren’t in Google anymore.
  • Our new product names will take some getting used to. For instance, we’ll have to assure users of Topeka News and Topeka Maps that these services will continue to offer news and local information from across the globe. Topeka Talk, similarly, is an instant messaging product, not, say, a folksy midwestern morning show. And Project Virgle, our co-venture with Richard Branson and Virgin to launch the first permanent human colony on Mars, will henceforth be known as Project Vireka.
  • We don’t really know what to tell Oliver Google Kai’s parents, except that, if you ask us, Oliver Topeka Kai would be a charming name for their little boy.
  • As our lawyers remind us, branded product names can achieve such popularity as to risk losing their trademark status (see cellophane, zippers, trampolines, et al). So we hope all of you will do your best to remember our new name’s proper usage:

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So, what are you waiting for? Go “Topeka” it!

(April fools!)


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[1] Image: http://dottech.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/2010-04-01_134753.png

[2] super-duper-high-speed Internet: http://dottech.org/tipsntricks/14968

[3] the city of Topeka, Kansas (temporarily) renamed their town Google, Kansas: http://edition.cnn.com/2010/TECH/03/02/google.kansas.topeka/index.html

[4] Google : http://google.com

[5] blog post: http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2010/04/different-kind-of-company-name.html

[6] Image: http://dottech.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/topeka_chart_04.png

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