Hey man, you wanna get jacked up? Then you better get feeding on carrots. Take it from me dude. 2 months ago I was skinny as a rat, but after feeding on 10 carrots every day, I’m beefed up. I’m beefjunkie. I’m beef. I’m bee… I’m Batman. :D

Okay, I admit: today is my off day.

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