Meet Shreddies, the underwear that neutralizes your fartsOctober 22, 2013 4 Email article | Print article
From time to time, we tend to release flatulence in public (aka fart), which can be embarrassing if people realize you’re the one who released the stink bomb. These bombs have many names such as the silent but deadly, and loud but calm. Anyway, what if you could free up your flatulence in public without the smell causing mass hysteria? That’s where Shreddies comes into play, a new type of underwear that has the power to neutralize odor released from your buttocks.
We’re not joking about this, it is real. The underwear is capable of neutralizing odors up to 200 times the strength of the average fart, or should we continue to say flatulence for those who find the word “fart” a bit too vulgar. With Shreddies, even if you have a very bad day in a crowded bus, you can still feel free to release your flatulence without worrying about accidentally causing the death of several passengers. Think of it as “Freedom Farts.” There we go again with the word.
The technology behind Shreddies is a flexible carbon cloth called Zorflex. Now, Zorlfex is mainly used in chemical warfare suits, which is quite appropriate for this underwear because some folks flatulence is very intense. These are the people that require an intervention from the United Nations on using chemical weaponry on the public at large.
Here’s how Shreddies explains the magic behind the underwear:
Shreddies flatulence filtering underwear features a ‘Zorflex’ activated carbon back panel that absorbs all flatulence odours. Due to its highly porous nature, the odour vapours become trapped and neutralised by the cloth, which is then reactivated by simply washing the garment.
Interested person’s can pick up a Shreddies boxer briefs and support boxers for men starting at $40. Briefs and high waisted briefs for women beginning at $30. Hit up the via link below to order your Shreddies today.