• Machar

    This may be a risky suggestion, but was that list maybe written by a female?

    Anyway, “Calm down” can work for some people, apparently:


    (A Scouser is someone from Liverpool, a city in NW England renowned (allegedly) for violence, thievery and bad comedians who are convinced they can sing).

  • KMHamm

    @Seamus – yeah, but they are mighty tasty if ya cook ’em right….

  • Seamus McSeamus

    Kittens send me into a rage, actually.