For the longest time my father insisted I’m addicted to “screens”, as he liked to call it. Now, he doesn’t insist — he knows. Do you know someone like me — someone who spends most of their day in front of the computer? Want to know the secret to getting him or her off their ass? It is really simple — cut off the power:

If that doesn’t work, a hammer also works well. Not for the computer because that would just be wasteful — try the fingers.

…I kid, I kid. Kind of.

[via PC Weenies]