Do you have a partner who is similar to this chick?
This worse than a Nightmare on Elm Street.
Busted! Bet she's wondering who is Paul herself.
A judge with a sense of humor.
Good going dude, you hit the jackpot. NICE!
If Americans were doing this on a regular basis... ahem!
Bitcoin fans will probably cry when they realize how true this comic is.
No punchline, so try again next time.
Ever heard of butt flu? Now you have.
The circle of life my friend, no escaping it.
Are you an introvert? Let's talk!
I knew a guy who was nuclear... What? That's it -- did you expect more?
Dey turk err jurbs.
Your ever expanding belly is similar to the universe. I'm talking to you, Ashraf.
To be more accurate, the title should say: "Leaving your girlfriend for an android".