Remember folks: it is the digital age and your past can (and often will) come to haunt you. This includes stuff you post on Facebook.
Too much computer usage is bad for your health.
Dating sites can be vicious.
Or, put another way, inviting FBI agents to your backyard barbeque is probably not a good idea.
Smartphones and other technology is fun... but it also allows your parents to bug you while at college. Or in a taxi going to college.
"Why is psychic weak to bug?"
This comic shows how NSA decides if they should hire a potential agent or not.
Employee asks for Windows 8 on laptop; IT person says no. Employee then asks for Surface Pro (a Windows 8 laptop); IT person says okay.
Steve Ballmer, soon to be ex-Microsoft CEO, gets a surprise retired party. Yes. a retired party not a retirement party.
Manu Cornet explains how to recognize Google, Microsoft, Facebook, and Apple employees.
Ever have a gun fight with your computer before?
If a golden iGoose craps out an iPhone, is that a golden iPhone or golden crap? Is there a difference? I kid, I kid.
Would you rather spend hours reading the manual for a board game or spent a few minutes downloading, and then playing, a video game on your smartphone?
"Soon there won't be anyone left to spy on!"
Spoiler: It ain't pretty.