Path in the forest [Wallpaper]

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Don’t be a hero child, for if you take this path through the unforgotten forest, you will be kidnapped by Amazonian women who only need your reproductive services. They will take turns doing what must be done. Come to think of it, that’s not a terrible way to die. Go forth my son, become a man, and die smiling.

[via Wallpapers Wide]

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