This person just broke the “the WHOLE WEB!” [Humor]
Person tells tech support that the Internet is not working... while chatting with said tech support over the Internet.
Tag Archives: Tech Support
Lady pours water on overheating computer “to cool it down” [Humor]
"Well, you said it was overheating, so I poured water on it to cool it down!"
Idiot tech support employee is “not allowed” to press a button on a keyboard [Humor]
Computer is typing numbers instead of letters, dumb tech support wants to blame a virus.
Computer is “thrown hard on the ground”, owner thinks it won’t turn on because of virus [Humor]
"The computer was a bit glitchy before it was thrown hard on the ground so I don't have a clear idea of what caused it to just switch off, my hunch is its a virus or battery failure."
“Of course antivirus is installed… the disk is in the drive!” [Humor]
Pro tip: simply inserting your antivirus disc inside the CD tray will protect you from viruses.
Tip: taping together a broken CD will not make it work [Humor]
"When I got the CD in the mail, it broke in half. I scotch taped it back together... is there any reason that would cause it to not work???"
This person thinks screensavers are viruses [Comic]
Apparently being forced to log back into Windows after being away from keyboard for a long time is the result of a virus infection.
Whoever said tech support guys are shy of women hasn’t met Paul [Humor]
"If you've done both of those things, you don't enter a ticket into the queue. I will work on it right now. By the way, I think I like you."
So a mouse pad is used for killing actual mice, right? [Humor]
No, I'm sorry a mouse pad cannot be used for pest control... at least not the biological kind.
Some people are just too tech-challenged [Humor]
Or, how to shrink the characters in a video game.
“Welcome to tech support, kid” [Humor]
Tech support is asked to copy a 100 GB hard drive that is filled with porn.
Man hilariously trolls tech support by telling them he has no fingers [Humor]
Man buys laptop that has one year warranty. Warranty is about to run out and man wants dead battery replaced. This eventually leads the man to tell tech support that the man has no fingers.
Funny, but accurate, comment about tech support [Image]
If you have worked in tech support before, you will probably agree with this.