Because Google is magic.
Man downloads porn on computer that comes with malware. Tech calls up to find what is happening and learns man is having sex with an underage girl.
The kicker? This "professor" tried to use a USB port as a modem.
How does any respectable accountant not know how to open an Excel spreadsheet?
Marketing Director at a company comes with a genius out-of-the-box solution to a computer wrecking problem.
No, the title of this post is not a joke... sadly enough.
Secretary accidentally deletes shortcuts to PDF files, has not idea what those files are but insists she needs access to them immediately.
Humorous story of how a teenage girl accidentally gets her laptop infected with a nasty virus.
Pro tip: if your anti-virus warns you of a malicious file, you should probably listen unless you are 162% sure it is a false positive.
Linux fanboy thinks Linux makes life better.
Woman's phone dies, she recharges it. Then she wonders why it won't work.
No, my caps lock isn't broken -- someone really thinks techies can teleport stuff over the phone.
More specifically, this person has never launched anything that wasn't found on the desktop!
An electrician thinks you can use your laptop to recharge itself. Yeah, WTF indeed.
How hard is it to know what version of Windows you are running?