All villains need ‘Shark With Frickin’ Laser Pointer’, a shark with laser that costs just $15


My childhood dream has finally become a reality; someone has created a toy Laser Shark. We’re guessing the guys behind this toy were high on some drug when they pitched the idea of a toy shark with an actual laser pointer on its head. So yes, it’s not a real laser on the head of a shark, but we’re getting there, you better believe it.

If you want “Shark With Frickin’ Laser Pointer” in your home as a trophy, or as a tool to plot the domination of the world, it will only cost you $15. There are so many evil possibilities with this piece of evil machine; you can point the laser at someone’s chest from afar, so they think someone is trying to assassinate them, use it to have supreme dominion over all fish and sea creatures, make a fool of your cat and many more evil deeds.

Shark With Frickin’ Laser Pointer is probably the best companion tool for the aspiring evil villain. It will boost your confidence, your henchmen will respect you, women will fall at your feet, and someone might just give you $10 million for being awesome.

While Shark With Frickin’ Laser Pointer is very important for success in the world of evil, the most important thing is that you’ll need to be bald. A bald villain is automatically a successful villain, never forget that.

You can grab Shark With Frickin’ Laser Pointer from the via link below.

[via ThinkGeek]

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  • David Roper

    [@Alen] Alen, it’s the green ones and maybe even the blue ones that can travel miles. The red ones peter out in 1500 feet. Green is very useful pointing out home problems to a roofer on cutting down a limb to a tree cutter.

    What I want is my Android Galaxy S3 to act like my friend’s iPhone and take a picture using the Volume control button.

    I would love for my S3 also to have a Red laser built in to use. It would be very useful.

  • JMJ

    The scariest thing about this is the detail with which the author has thought out requirements for dominating the world. Your name is awe-inspiring enough but I’ll bet your nickname The Brain, right? :-)

  • Alen

    And they bring down aircraft!!! Illegal in most countries. Good for war though??? Bad Idea these lasers unless they do what Star Trek ones do lol…