My childhood dream has finally become a reality; someone has created a toy Laser Shark. We’re guessing the guys behind this toy were high on some drug when they pitched the idea of a toy shark with an actual laser pointer on its head. So yes, it’s not a real laser on the head of a shark, but we’re getting there, you better believe it.

If you want “Shark With Frickin’ Laser Pointer” in your home as a trophy, or as a tool to plot the domination of the world, it will only cost you $15. There are so many evil possibilities with this piece of evil machine; you can point the laser at someone’s chest from afar, so they think someone is trying to assassinate them, use it to have supreme dominion over all fish and sea creatures, make a fool of your cat and many more evil deeds.

Shark With Frickin’ Laser Pointer is probably the best companion tool for the aspiring evil villain. It will boost your confidence, your henchmen will respect you, women will fall at your feet, and someone might just give you $10 million for being awesome.

While Shark With Frickin’ Laser Pointer is very important for success in the world of evil, the most important thing is that you’ll need to be bald. A bald villain is automatically a successful villain, never forget that.

You can grab Shark With Frickin’ Laser Pointer from the via link below.

[via ThinkGeek]