“I shouldn’t be calling you!” [Humor]
Livid network admin calls tech support for help with Microsoft Exchange, is adamant that he knows everything.
Tag Archives: Idiots
“Seriously, you people take forever to solve anything” [Humor]
Some people are just idiots.
This is what happens when you use a hammer and chisel to unplug a monitor [Image]
There the carrot and then there is the stick. This guy (or gal) went for the hammer.
“THIS IS A MALICIOUS ATTACK” [Humor]
A story of arrogant developer vs patient system admin.
Woman buys two apples for $1,300, thought she was getting iPhones
The world is filled with thieves, but it is also filled with persons who are very naïve. Here’s an interesting story of an Australian woman who thought she bought 2 iPhones from another woman, but instead got 2 Apples instead. How...
“We’re engineers, we can do anything” [Humor]
Company orders $300,000 computer. To save $4,000 on that order, VP of engineering does not order critical parts like cables.
What a secure password [Humor]
Woman wants to use a password on her Windows account because without a password "it won't be secure". However, she wants Windows to remember her password so she doesn't have to type it when every time. Dot, dot, dot.
“Doesn’t matter if the system isn’t vulnerable, make it vulnerable so you can patch it!” [Humor]
Government auditor wants contractor to make a secure server vulnerable so that it can be patched.
Melted computer tower [Image]
Having a heater pointed at your computer is not a good idea.
“What is a password H I N T?” [Humor]
Sometimes I wonder if people prank tech support on purpose.
“I don’t feel my emails are going out” [Humor]
So emails aren't going out? Nope, they are going out -- this person just can't feel them going out.
Writing your passwords on paper and taping them to your laptop is not a good idea [Image]
This reminds me that "secure" password-storing notebook. What was it called...
User removes laptop battery, wonders why “laptop turns off immediately” [Humor]
As the tech from support said: computers run on electricity, not magic -- removing the battery without plugging in AC power will force the computer to turn off.
User places cardboard CD inside drive, wonders why computer “makes a funny noise and does nothing” [Humor]
Moral of this story: just because it is in the shape of a CD does not necessarily mean it will work inside a computer.
USB microphone comes unplugged, lady calls tech support for help plugging it back in [Humor]
"Plug it back into a USB slot." "How can I tell which slot that is?"