Aliens attack the British!

Ashraf January 8, 2009 0

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STORY HIGHLIGHTS

British tabloid blames UFO for destroying wind turbine blade
Newspaper quotes locals saying there were “strange lights” in the sky
Second newspaper says lights were fireworks from staff member’s family celebration

Full story at CNN.com.

Family celebration my @$$, THE ALIENS ARE COMING, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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