A man in Shanghai, China has been caught after pickpocketing a lady of her iPhone. The crazy part is, as you can probably see above, is that he did so using chopsticks — while she was riding a bicycle. The man’s got skills!

But unfortunately for our chopstick-wielding thief here who’s surname is Wang, pictures of how his crime were posted all over the news in China. Interestingly, Wang called a journalist after discovering this then proceeded to turn himself in to the police. Talk about bizarre story getting even more bizarre.

According to Wang, he began stealing to support his young daughter. Mr. Wang, you’re probably not reading this, but with your chopstick mastery, there must be something for you out there. But it’s definitely not stealing things in broad daylight.

[via Kotaku]