“Sir, we’re going to Google, not a website” [Humor]
Because Google is magic.
Tag Archives: Tech Support
Tech has to call police due to client’s underage sexual activities [Humor]
Man downloads porn on computer that comes with malware. Tech calls up to find what is happening and learns man is having sex with an underage girl.
IT is a “fake industry”, according to this engineering professor [Humor]
The kicker? This "professor" tried to use a USB port as a modem.
Technically inept accountant tries to open XLS file with Adobe Reader [Humor]
How does any respectable accountant not know how to open an Excel spreadsheet?
How to deal with tech illiterate people? Put them on Chrome OS [Humor]
Marketing Director at a company comes with a genius out-of-the-box solution to a computer wrecking problem.
Moron thinks his desktop’s blue wallpaper is Blue Screen of Death [Humor]
No, the title of this post is not a joke... sadly enough.
I have no idea what these files are but I need them right now [Humor]
Secretary accidentally deletes shortcuts to PDF files, has not idea what those files are but insists she needs access to them immediately.
“Well your daughter won’t be a teen mom” [Humor]
Humorous story of how a teenage girl accidentally gets her laptop infected with a nasty virus.
Dean of Law School turns off anti-virus to download malicious file, wonders why computer shows porn pages [Humor]
Pro tip: if your anti-virus warns you of a malicious file, you should probably listen unless you are 162% sure it is a false positive.
Linux is a magical operating system [Humor]
Linux fanboy thinks Linux makes life better.
Yes, your phone must be on to use it [Humor]
Woman's phone dies, she recharges it. Then she wonders why it won't work.
“I KNOW YOU TECHY GUYS HAVE THOSE GADGETS THAT LET YOU SEND STUFF OVER THE PHONE LINE!” [Humor]
No, my caps lock isn't broken -- someone really thinks techies can teleport stuff over the phone.
This Windows XP user has never used the Start Menu [Humor]
More specifically, this person has never launched anything that wasn't found on the desktop!
“Did you know you can get your laptop to charge itself?” [Humor]
An electrician thinks you can use your laptop to recharge itself. Yeah, WTF indeed.
My favorite version of Windows is “Office 7 2012 Explorer XP” [Humor]
How hard is it to know what version of Windows you are running?